All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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