My nipple is on Facebook.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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