I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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