I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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