my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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