What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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