i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
im holly from the hills drunk
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
So squirting runs in the family.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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