my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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