So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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