so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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