i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
So. Much. Porn.
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