how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
