Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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