Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Do vagina's smell?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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