She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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