we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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