Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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