just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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