there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
