She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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