oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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