Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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