I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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