just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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