think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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