Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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