We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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