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the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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