He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
how does that bad decision feel?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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