I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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