Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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