I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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