Yo dont text me then not text me
Nicole vs. Life
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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