my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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