1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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