She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
