I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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