if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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