Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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