hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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