was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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