yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's never too late to be topless.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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