8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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