So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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