I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There r osticjed everywhere
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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