so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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