I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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