I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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