After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I can't turn off my feet"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I can't put those talents on a resume
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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