Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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