There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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