did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This is the high leading the old right now
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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