Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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