Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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