I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
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wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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