is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
