youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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