Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
